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bearded axe wound

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.
by trevor March 9, 2003
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Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.
Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!
by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015
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jessie bear

A cute Children's Book and a favorite of Jessie's. It is also a decidely new nickname for Jessie. Thus, Jessie Bear is a Loooovely girl, who is beautiful in everyway. Everyone wants their children to grow up and just like her. She is also amazingly talented and sweet. She is probably one of the most friendly people an earth....scratch that-she IS one of the most friendly people in the world. She is loved by everyone she knows. :)
Jessie Bear is laying in bed with mono.
by Beth D November 10, 2008
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bear soup

A group of big hairy gay men (Bears) enjoying a hot tub together.
The bears were all feeling a bit famished after the gangbang so they all hopped in the jacuzzi for some bear soup.
by Vid Vicious May 13, 2006
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care bear stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.
by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006
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bear cruise

A gathering of middle aged, overweight, hairy, gay men on a large boat for many days and nights of drunken orgies. Parents with children do not like the bears as they traipse around the boat in their skimpy bathing suits scaring the small children.
Reggie--Holy shit! It's a bear cruise!

Hot Karl--You can't win em all bud...
by fredward finkel August 17, 2009
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Katy Bear

A girl named Katy who is extremely cute and cuddly, and reminds you of a teddy bear that you just want to squeeze all night long.
I wish my Katy Bear was here, she would make me feel so much better!
by Mr. Bear January 24, 2008
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