Biotches

Dumb Hoes that think you slept with their boy-friend.

Erin is such a biotch we should kick her face inher and her friends stop acting like such biotches.

by Micheal Uskavitch May 17, 2006

birthday sex

its when you get some sucky or some fucky for your birthday, with no relationship needed

he got her poosy for his birthday, and theyre just friends

by jhjsahdsa October 23, 2004

Birthday Bash

The overly excessive amount of facebook notifications one receives on his/her birthday due to mainly people that person never talks to wishing them a happy birthday.

I was trying to creep on Courtney's profile, but she got birthday bashed and I didn't feel like scrolling through all of the wall posts

by Carl from Jimmy Neutron January 26, 2011

Birthday Psychosis

When it's a person's birthday and they announce it every 5 minutes on Facebook for friends to wish them a happy birthday even though everyone already knows. Once their friends are suckered into sending birthday wishes - they then ask for more without saying thank you, leaving everyone amazed and moderately disgusted. Slight variation of attention whore

Birthday brat: HEY EVERYONE ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Thoughtful Friend: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday Brat replies: WHERE'S MY GIFT??????????????

Thoughtful friend messages everyone else secretly: OMG!! He has Birthday Psychosis!

by Blappy Pants September 10, 2011

birthday

One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.

Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you

by mshd94 November 29, 2011

Diamond Birthday

When your age matches your IQ.

Hey Joe, Happy Diamond Birthday.

by Strikefalcon August 1, 2022

Mexican birth control

Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.

Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.

See example.

Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico

by kyleatx December 13, 2010