drunken chip bandit

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.

You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"

by youngjeasy December 14, 2011

No handed bandit

When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag

Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit

by Howwr October 27, 2020

The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

raw dog bandits

Created from Instagram account @Hoodville…Means you fuck women(the finest women) without a condom and never catch any type of disease because you’re sly as can be. Also you can ejaculate where ever you please because you got the game!

Being Defined
Jimmy:Hey did you hear Dominick fucked that sexy bitch Tara?

Brennan: He’s been raw dog bandits for life! Hope he don’t catch anything.

by D-$tack$ August 4, 2022

Big Dick Bandit

When your man so damn fine, you can't help but throw the pussy at him. It don't matter if u mad, sad, or feeling however. If Daddy wants it, he's damn sure gonna get it.

Jason Sachsel, you really are my Big Dick Bandit! Nomatter what I try, I just can't resist you.

by JessTHEbest424 September 23, 2022

Sandy Bandit

When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.

Susan didn't want to go swimming so I gave her a sandy bandit.

by Andy WM September 30, 2007

snatch bandit

Somone who enjoys sex with other mens girlfriend or wife.

"If that guy hits on my wife one more time, i'll kill that snatch bandit!"

by Evil Weasel June 11, 2006