wrong side of the bed

when someone is in a bad mood

"Well looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed"

by manning04 December 15, 2016

Coffee and a muffin before bed

A euphemism for sex despite one's partner(s) being tired.

Would you like some coffee and a muffin before bed?

by folken0 July 13, 2011

murphy bed

a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.

Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.

by Figleaf23 December 16, 2008

toyota in bed

since toyota we're known for not having breaks meaning they couldn't stop. toyota in bed basically means a girl who loves to have sex and doesn't want to stop. usually TOO aroused to stop.

"ahh dayumm look at the girl"

" dayumm she deff looks like she would be a toyota in bed"

by cashcashcash June 24, 2010

go home, go bed

To be so done with something, that it brings you to the point of going home, and going to bed.

First used by I AM WILDCAT in "HAPPY BURGER! (Citizen Burger Disorder / Burger Simulator Funny Moments)" by VanossGaming.

I knew you were cheating! Screw this! I'm gonna go home, go bed!

by Brutemold31 January 1, 2017

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

Hit the bed

What ESL (English as a second language) students say when they mix up the expressions "hit the hay" / "hit the sack" with "go to bed".

ESL student: I want to hit the bed now.

Native English speaker: Why? Are you unhappy or something? And why the bed?

by amhl December 26, 2011