squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.

MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.

by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017

sticky bottle

When you've been riding your bicycle for some hours, and go for a big ol' crotch scratch leaving your hand covered in a mix of sweat, chamois cream and ball cheese. You then use this hand to have a bit of a drink, leaving your bidon covered in swamp funk.

Dude, get that fucking sticky bottle away from me. I'll get herpes.

by BingBangBokChoi March 2, 2018

Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

raw bottle

When having a dick larger than 9 inches and having fresh orgasm juice on it

I had a raw bottle on Tuesday .

by Younger organ March 5, 2018

Roach bottle

A partially full water bottle that is used to ash or dump the roach of a joint into. Good for smoking on the go.

Real stoners ash in a roach bottle.

by Blackwasp646 May 27, 2018

100 bottles of beer on the wall

used to weaken your greatest enemys. can be used in song or just saying it normally. by singing it your attack becomes much more deadly.

100 bottles of beer on the wall...

GODAMMIT CARL NOT AGAIN

by i am a threat November 19, 2018

Fall bottle

A way to smoke weed particularly used in Hartford Wisconsin it’s a gravity bong but instead of going down you pull up aka “you pull falls” the way you make one is by taking a 2 leader and cutting off the top so it’s flat then you take a small bottle Fiji water Bottled work the best You make 2 small holes at the bottom then put it in the bigger bottle fill with water then take the cap of the smaller bottle begin to melt a little hole in a top then take a socket and push it in the hole so it’s still tight Then pack your weed don’t pack it to much it it will rip as hard when smoke starts to fill up slowly raise it out of the water so more smokes begins to fill the bottle make sure to have some Wayer in the small bottle so the smoke isn’t so hot then take off the cap lift the bottle out of the water completely and suck it out of the top

You wanna come over after school just made a new fall bottle

by Oconopothead February 20, 2019