baritone

also a brass instrument, as well as a voice. alternatively it is a serious medical condition that can be fatal if not treated immediately. it is known as kidney baritones.

i cant come into work, ive got the baritones.

by bucket princess October 30, 2003

turtle bait

Any powerful concoction of laxatives. Referring to the similarity in image of a turtle slowly sticking its head out of its shell to the image of stool slowly starting to exit the anus in a constipated individual. Also in reference to the following analogy to constipation, "The turtle's poking his head out but that's all I can muster." Turtle bait thus encourages defecation.

Setting: A hospital service that commonly deals with constipation.

Doctor 1: He's had a lot of morphine, and I think it's causing him to get constipated. No bowel movements for 5 days.

Doctor 2: I think a little TURTLE BAIT would help. Write orders for colace, miralax, metamucil, mag citrate, and if that doesn't work, an ox bile enema.

by Bocephalus August 4, 2006

Jail bait

Little skanks that walk around thinking they look good trying to tease older men that can't get anyone their own age. Usually LIE about their age.

baby-momma-to-be, slut

by Haywood Jablomi December 3, 2003

Race-baiter

Also race baiter;

1. One who baits a racial group;

2. One who baits anyone using racially-inflammatory issues or stereotypes.

It does not mean "one who makes a claim of racism that is believed to be dubious."

Saying that one is making a dubious claim of racism when the claim may involve racism is race-baiting.

Janet, in what looked like the action of a race-baiter, posted an article, out of the blue, about a 20 year old black man who had committed a horrible crime. Her intent was to incite anger at black people.

by Awed2 July 13, 2011

Cop Bait

When ridin dirty, the car in front of you speeding faster than you, so you won't get caught first.

1st Person: Yo! You're going like 50 over the speed limit!!!
2nd Person: Nah, it's ok. See that car up there, it's my cop bait.
1st person: Smart one!!

by Korraahhh December 6, 2006

Race Baiter

1.somone who makes accusations of racism for rthe slightest thing
2. one who is racially oversensitive

3.racial pussy
4. anyone with an image of race

1. person 1: so imet this black guy the other day..
Race Baiter: hey! the term is African-American
person 1: you're not even from Africa!
Race Baiter: uhh. umm, fuck it i'm listening to dwayne carter.
2. some black people and self-righetous liberal crackers
3.American
4. ALL THE FOOLS!

by BRINGER OF JUSTICE 1723 June 30, 2009

Take the Bait

something you say when some one falls for something you say.

>Dave Gannon is dead!
>Take the bait, only the character of Dave Gannon can die, not the real Dave Gannon!

by Robert Kirsty Munro January 24, 2004