squid

a person who is a noob, sometimes conceited, lame, and weird

"she's such a squid"

"what a bunch of squids"

Example: Miranda Cosgrove and Kevin Jonas

by jxallen96 December 20, 2015

Squid lipping

The act of producing a wet slapping noise with your labia similar to that of grabbing your cheeks and moving them in a rapid succession. Typically pertaining to women with larger than average or low hanging labia.

Damnit Sami, stop shaking your legs, I can hear your squid lipping!

by DiskoBAT December 3, 2021

Squid

Squid: A teen, or young adult who looks incredibly nerdy, or wears hideous clothing, but still manages to get the hot girls to date him.

Hey, you see that squid over there walking with that hot chick

Look at the big group of squids hanging out in zumiez.

by hohrmund December 9, 2019

Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid

That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

Squid Ass

A condition of shafting while in the pool.

“Mom, why is that lady surrounded by brown water.” “Oh honey, she just has squid ass.”

by Squirtle Turtle April 2, 2023

Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.

I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.

by TheJames333 February 11, 2019

squiding

talking to someone then falling asleep while you are doing it

other uses
pulling a squid
to squid

"We were talking last night but then Jack started squiding"

by superSquid08 May 3, 2018