by Espo10693 November 29, 2012
by Red Lobster Tanker April 23, 2011
When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.
by Honeypotter April 10, 2016
an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
by Nick D September 23, 2003
One drunk-ass female. Must consist of two of the following four elements:
1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.
2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)
3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"
4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.
If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.
2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)
3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"
4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.
If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
Wow, that bitch sure was one drunk jessy.
Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.
Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.
Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
by Kay Cee September 13, 2006
by Franciayo December 02, 2018
I got wicked drunk solo last night and woke up alone in my bath tub with an empty bottle of Mickeys.
by EDCV November 19, 2007