Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019
Get the Penis Wipemug. To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.
Why are you crying?
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
by Tim the word man July 1, 2023
Get the Alaskan Wet-wipemug. when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024
Get the whataburger wet wipemug. To wipe even though one hasn't taken a shit.
One might go to the bathroom to rogue wipe due to a swamp ass.
One might go to the bathroom to rogue wipe due to a swamp ass.
by suppertv October 27, 2020
Get the Rogue Wipingmug. It is the sense of euphoria a Rust player receives when they know Thursday wipe is coming in a few days, or even a few hours.
by Slap snack god June 15, 2022
Get the Wipe Hypemug. by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013
Get the wank wipemug. The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017
Get the wipe tubingmug.