When He Flirts, He Hurts

When a man flirts with a woman, and he unintentionally harms her in any way in the act of trying to bond with her. His friends describe him/his actions with the statement: when he flirts, he hurts.

1: Dude, do you know that kid Kyle?
2: Yeah, he was flirting with that chick last night.
1: Did you see what he was doing though?
2: Yeah, when he flirts, he hurts...

by THELAXBRO27 March 8, 2011

wensday dumpster

When someone is sleeping, you stick your finger in your butt hole and take a little piece of shit and put it in their nostril so when they wake up. They will smell shit and not know what has happened to them.

i (christian Ellis) was at a party and there was this girl (she was ugly as shit) was sleeping and i gave her a wensday dumpster so i put a piece of shit in her nose and when she woke up she complained that everything smelled like shit

by Nuttsack69 October 15, 2011

Whers

Where and was

She whers driving

by Aruuuu May 21, 2016

when $400 is worth it

A nice leather jacket that also is a bullet proof vest .

The thug shot the man but was dumb strucken when the bullet was just lodged in the man's new $400 dollar leather jacket that was bullet proof.

by scannerfish August 30, 2005

whetstone

part of the name of a saves the day song

Jessie & My Whetstone

by Rego September 27, 2004

I hate it when that happens

The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.

Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.

by Matt G June 7, 2004

When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi

*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*

by Blackstump November 13, 2003