Wilson Zhang

The one who fell off in valorant, goons to femboys and furries, and fell into the matrix. Now has to adopt the alius Wilson Chavez to avoid his past shames so people don't say "Hey isn't that the guy who hit immortal on valorant he almost his radiant but tore his ACL? and boy his hairline is immaculate" but now... that can't be further from the truth...

I got Wilson Zhang'ed I fell off on valorant...My forehead is 9 fingers long...now this one gorges on blue pills.

by great wukong believer follower December 12, 2025

hugh wilson

also known as "gooba", slang for snot

if someone's picking their nose, you say they pulled out a "gooba"

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

elastic wilson

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.

i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died

by kjdfgksjkjdg October 31, 2008

Jasmin Wilson

Someone who is with or going to marry an Ian Wilson or a Connor Wilson, she is a very romantic and a very beautiful girl, with a moddest touch

Jasmin wilson is such a stunnah, she is going to marry connor wilson

by Kathy Long March 28, 2009

Beverley Wilson

A sexually deranged beast from the third dimension.

Woah that Beverley Wilson almost got us!

by Charlie Chaplin III August 27, 2011

dooley wilson

Monkey ass rape

" I went to the zoo yesterday and got a Dooley Wilson... Talk about King Kong!"

by Jingling99 December 12, 2013

Harvey Wilson

Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.

"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"

"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."

by Hahasquid December 9, 2014