guess what

a good way to get someone to fall into the trap of you making the nonsensical rhyme using the bizarre phrase "chicken butt." good way to get people mad or annoyed, but if they have good humor, amused.

child: guess what.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.

me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

That's what I do

An expression that means that you are a specialist in a specific domain.

Ex 1 : Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State : "Anyone who comes in my zone gets laid out, because thats what I do, I LAY PEOPLE OUT !"

Ex 2 : Thad Castle : "I beat drug test, that's what I do !"

Ex 3 : Bow Wow : Who scores de more chicks ? I mean... That's me ! That's what I Do !

by RGuiTwitter May 7, 2011

See, what ha-happened was

1. A phrase used to begin an unbelievable story of stupidity, usually while one was inebriated.

Manny: Dude, where's all the leftovers from Thanksgiving?

AJ: See, what ha-happened was, (pause) I finished that bottle of rum around midnight. Then I started to play Halo and got the munchies and it was all that we had to eat. I think the cat ate most of it though. Sorry, man.

Manny: You fatass.

by Alaskaboy August 3, 2006

do what now?

A phrase that essentially means huh or "what did you say?".

Mainly used in southern states by young people with bad hearing.

Often shortened to "Do what?".

Person: "I need a large fries"
Person2: "Do what?"

by Katie Tran August 15, 2005

mmm whatcha say

A section of the song "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap that plays when someone is shot in a video.

This was first used in an episode of TV drama "The OC" and was parodied in the SNL digital short "Dear Sister," which spawned thousands of parodies being uploaded to Youtube.

Dave: Hey man, whatcha doin?
Keith: I'm writing a letter to my sister. It's pretty crazy, I haven't seen her in--
(Gunshot) (Mmm whatcha say . . .)

by Zakk Buliavacovitchski August 3, 2009

what had happened was

Phrase often heard at the beginning of a fictitious tale typically offered as an excuse for inappropriate, unprofessional or otherwise suspect behavior.

Tonisha: "Tyrone,lemme aks you a question...how come when I called you last night at 11PM you didn't pick up yo' phone!?"

Tyrone: "Oh, last night...last night...oh, what had happened was my grandmoms had called, talkin' bout she wet her bed again and I had to drive all da way out to Jersey to wash 'da sheets."

Tonisha: "So why didn't you pick up your phone?"

Tyrone: "Why you trippin? I just told you why. Damn!"

by DenDada December 22, 2006

what a catch donnie

the saddest song in existence

Me: *what a catch donnie comes on* ERMAGAWD NO!

by thnksfrptrck July 6, 2015