Full Uniform Wanker

Someone seen outside their normal work environment wearing their full uniform. Example - a Prison Officer spotted in a shop openly wearing their epaulettes and with key chain swinging freely. Does not apply to anyone who at least makes an effort to disguise their uniform eg by wearing a civilian coat.

I was in ALDI this afternoon and saw a Full Uniform Wanker doing their shopping. And they’re not even on duty til nine tonight.

by Wighteggy November 12, 2019

wheel barrow wanker

Someone who masturbates while riding down a hill in a wheelbarrow

Hey guys i cut my cock last night when i fell onto the road when i was being a wheel barrow wanker

by monkey905 January 30, 2016

false flag wanker

Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.

News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.

by colin... July 10, 2016

Minge-Bag Wanker

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.

"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"

by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017

wanker bear

A song that is funny.
An insult.
Calum Walsh.

I'm a wanker bear ect.

You wanker bear!

"Hello, I'm Calum!"

by Your mum on tost July 6, 2005

bus stop wanker

a wanker standing at a bus stop whilst your in a car.

whilst driving to the college

bill : "look at those bus stop wankers"
bob: rolls down window "BUS STOP WANKERS"
bill: "nice one"

by unstabledna April 27, 2009

bunch of wankers

Tip sliders.

Slide it over the tip and lie back and enjoy it. Finger the front bottom and grab the whole shaft then wait a few seconds and you'll know what it is to wank.

by Cardio April 24, 2003