If you're a vegan and you make your pets vegan ... there is a special place in hell for you :)
Other than that, as long as you don't force your vegan opinions on to others, you're fine.
Other than that, as long as you don't force your vegan opinions on to others, you're fine.
by Not_a_Suspect April 20, 2021
Get the Veganmug. the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
by nochilliam November 6, 2022
Get the vegan cheatingmug. by sliimriicky June 1, 2022
Get the Vegan Jammug. a garden
After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!
by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017
Get the vegan farmmug. Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.
I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!
Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!
Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!
by VeganAlex March 23, 2024
Get the Cupcake veganmug. 1. Something highly unstable, made to break, hopeless. Something held together merely by hopes and dreams.
2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
1.
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.
b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.
c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.
2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!
b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.
b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.
c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.
2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!
b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
by whatsthatoverthere October 19, 2015
Get the vegan pancakesmug. The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.
It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!
by ApricotFields February 12, 2022
Get the Vegan Squeezemug.