this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!
by local lookout lesbian July 30, 2018
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Neuqua Valley Kid: "Hey where do you go to school?"
New Trier Kid: "New Trier, you?"
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Neuqua."
New Trier Kid: "Shit, I'm richer then you."
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Dude, I don't give a fuck, more people hate your school then ours so SUCK IT."
New Trier Kid: "New Trier, you?"
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Neuqua."
New Trier Kid: "Shit, I'm richer then you."
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Dude, I don't give a fuck, more people hate your school then ours so SUCK IT."
by MyShitIsWack March 2, 2009
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The original home of Almaden wines. Site of the infamous Almaden Country Club massacre. 18 people were slaughtered one night in the bar in a robbery that netted less than 500 dollars. The culprits, thought to be residents of Morgan Hill, remain at large.
by Bob Harper September 6, 2007
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by Mathura August 19, 2004
Get the Simi Valley mug.Fortitude Valley (The Valley), a suburb directly north-east of Brisbane CBD known for it's clubs, music, drugs and alcohol, violence, homeless, gay clubs and adult entertainment, The Valley is also directly next to New Farm which has the largest homosexual population in Brisbane.
Most youths profer The Valley to The City to go out on weekends with more clubs and resturants and a much more chilled out laid back drugy vibe, The Valley also attracts lots of freaks, drug users/criminals, raging homosexuals and homeless, but there is a strong police presence and lots of people so it is generally safe.
Most youths profer The Valley to The City to go out on weekends with more clubs and resturants and a much more chilled out laid back drugy vibe, The Valley also attracts lots of freaks, drug users/criminals, raging homosexuals and homeless, but there is a strong police presence and lots of people so it is generally safe.
Person 1: "I hate clubbing in the city its full of drunk cunts"
Person 2: "yeah lets go to the valley (Fortitude Valley) and pop pills!"
Person 2: "yeah lets go to the valley (Fortitude Valley) and pop pills!"
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Jacob: Hey you wanna go to that crazy party at Ralston Valley High School?
Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.
Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.
by Arvada, Colorado December 30, 2011
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