ur mom joke 

a joke targeted towards one's mother.

Opponent 1: ur mom so fat her house got stretch marks
Opponent 2: ur mom so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Other guy: they're making ur mom jokes!!

ur mom joke by wxbjhjh April 28, 2022

ur weird 

Just like Ur Mom... but different

I introduce to you... UR WEIRD

Ur weird can also mean being noticeably different from other human beings.

person 1: "Ur face is pretty pale today."
person 2: "Ur face is pretty weird today."

ur weird by l0Synseticl0 May 12, 2022

Ur mom 

About 99.9% of a middle schooler’s vocabulary.

Person 1: What’s for lunch today?

Person 2: Ur mom

Ur mom by probablygaylol July 8, 2022

Ur mom 

"ur mom", typically used in memeing, is a horrible way to roast ur friends.

Me: Hey, whats the maths answer for question 8?
You: Ur mom.

Ur mom by 3qn August 10, 2022

ur a sort 

When someone compliments you they may say ‘Ur a sort’ this means that they’re saying your so awesome/good-looking that your on a different level!

Woah i’ve never seen someone as pretty as you! ur a sort😍

ur a sort by milliefleur September 3, 2022

Ur drunk go home 

Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed

Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.

Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?

The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-

Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.

Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.

Ur drunk go home by Jim Bond December 17, 2022

Ur Mom Is A Guy 

A classic comeback

"I hate you and everything you represent!"
"Ur Mom Is A Guy"

Ur Mom Is A Guy by Scilica December 21, 2022