Turtled

The act of a man's penis being extremely flaccid and no longer visible.

"My date turtled last night. It was like I was with a woman."

by AdaleighFaith December 30, 2016

ninja turtle

four people high fiving each other over someones back ninja turtle style.this act is similar to the Eiffle tower.

we ninja turtled "Jack"when he knelt down to clean.

by Sofera July 9, 2006

akward turtle

a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence. most popularly used in the lower portin of westchester (yonkers, hartsdale, bronxville) but suprisingly unknown, for the most part, in places like scarsdale and eastchester. the proper hand motion is your hand one on top the other palms up, thumbs moving in a circular motion. many people do it with the palms facing down which is CLEARLY wrong and classless. (see akward uterus, the retarted turtle)

so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from Maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?!?

by chyll July 20, 2007

Turtlehooping

A turtlehoop is similar to an ICE, or Illegal Cornhole Entry. The first known case of a Turtlehooping was reported back in 1897 in Brantley County, Georgia. Apparently John McPants had let his cow Flyhands graze on his neighbors pasteur. Upon hearing this, the neighbor forced McPants into a fetal position and forced a fragment of a turtle shell into his anus. To this day Turtlehooping is used to punish criminals in Brantley County and the surrounding areas..

I hereby sentence you to one Turtlehooping, meaning 3 pieces of turtle shell will be forced up your anus..

by John Remus December 7, 2004

I like turtles

I like turtles.

Omg I like turtles.

by stinky fart rat August 27, 2017

Turtle Shell

When you masterbate so much you develop a calis on the head of your penis and then don't shower for a while and go and bone.

Guy 1: "Dude i've been jerking it so much this week"
Guy 2: "Id didn't need to know that but why?"
Guy 1: "So I can Turtle Shell your mom this weekend!"

by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

Thirsty Turtle

The opposite of an Angry Dragon . Immediately after blowing a load in your partner's mouth, you smack them on the forehead so they accidently swallow it.

To make that chick swallow my load, I gave her a Thristy Turtle.

by Jason Rose September 26, 2003