Nut Jumbler

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.

Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

soul nut

When a man has an orgasm so intense he is exhausted to the point where he needs rest.

Kayla sucked my dick so good I busted a soul nut and woke up the next morning.

by Synosis April 14, 2016

nut juicing

Testicles that are stimulated and massaged to the point of ejaculation.

My girl gave me a nut juicing last night that blew my load across the room.

by Ballboy October 25, 2017

Hold nuts

To hate on someone in a way.

My old classmates hold nuts on me not supporting my business.

by Realalwayswin November 15, 2021

nut chomper

A woman who bitches at a man to the point where he feels she might start chewing on his nuts.

"Man, my girlfriend yells at me so much when she gets mad. She's a real nut chomper."

by DJ Andre October 15, 2009

smegma nuts

The most dangerous infection known to man worst than its other variant smegma

Guy1: Holy shit Bryant got smegma

Guy2: smegma like the cheese
Guy1: smegma nuts

Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'm fucking your brother rn

by smeglord420 June 09, 2021

Blowin nuts

To over prasie someone (The equivalent to dick riding or blowing someone)

Anthony quit blowin Spencer's nuts
Bro you stay blowin nuts

by T.perry April 22, 2015