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Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.
No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.
by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019
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The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.
"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."
by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013
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Blowin nuts

To over prasie someone (The equivalent to dick riding or blowing someone)
Anthony quit blowin Spencer's nuts
Bro you stay blowin nuts
by T.perry April 22, 2015
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Nut Fatigue

Guy1: Why didn't Guy3 show up?
Guy2: He said he's feeling tired, so he's not coming.
Guy1: He always masturbates before we go out, he's probably having Nut Fatigue.
by Kapeet May 7, 2019
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nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit
Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009
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soul nut

When a man has an orgasm so intense he is exhausted to the point where he needs rest.
Kayla sucked my dick so good I busted a soul nut and woke up the next morning.
by Synosis June 11, 2016
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nut strut

hanging your ball sack out of your pants through the zipper. gets a great facial reaction from people in the room when they catch a glimpse of your ball sack dangling from your pants.
last night i did the nut strut and grandma almost had a stroke when she saw my testes a danglin'!
by jesstre November 8, 2006
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