Taking the dairy

When one person takes the blame for the crimes of another, or is the designated fall guy for a gang crime.

"Everyone knows Al Megrahi didn't do it, he's just taking the dairy."

by StanVarga August 24, 2009

the daily show

one of the best "news" shows ever. John Stewart is the host. Main subjects are controversial politics and pop culture. Very witty and very entertaining. 4.95 out of 5 stars ****.++

Airs on comedy central,
Mon. thru Thurs. at 11PM/10C

by just some girl March 25, 2005

Soup of the Day

A phrase meaning to go out to the pub or bar in order to consume alcoholic beverages. Usually used to mask the real intent of the trip for the sake of children and/or the wife. Commonly used in Leicester, United Kingdom.

"Put the kids to bed luv, I'm just popping out with Jim for soup of the day"

Or...

Child: "Daddy, why do you come back on Saturday afternoons shouting and smelling funny, where do you go?"

Father: "Just out with my firends for soup of the day princess."

by JMOCK March 18, 2009

Shot in the dark

While mastrubating at night when your significant other is sleeping, you climax into their open, unsuspecting mouth.

Mike, you and Jane were doing great! Why'd you break up?

I got drunk and gave her a shot in the dark.

Was it worth it?

Totally.

by HoosierDaddy007 April 17, 2014

Blood on the dance floor

A really kewl techno band that makez u wana rape hello kitty.... Their myspace http://www.myspace.com/botdfmusic

Omfg! ! Did u hear i <3 hello kitty from blood on the dance floor! ? Dis shit iz crunk

by Tony toxic October 21, 2008

Rainbow in the Dark

A closet homosexual who won't admit it.

Kleiner is such a rainbow in the dark.

by Nate December 9, 2004

Blood On The Dance Floor

An amazing band that is like sex for your ears started by Dahive Vanity. Currently, the band is Dahvie and Jayy Von Monroe.

Bob: Hey Dan did you hear It's Happening! by Blood On The Dance Floor

Dan: FUCK YEAH!!! That song is like sex for my ears.

by YourMom26451515341564546 January 12, 2011