Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

by Rad Chad April 24, 2014

Siberian Surprise

The act of vommiting in a females vagina.

Yo, you hear about Max giving Miranda a Siberian Surprise?

by crazybutfucker21 April 28, 2011

Kuzniewski Surprise

When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!

Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!

Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.

by batmanhere September 9, 2011

Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣

Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠

by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022

Surprise Mouthguard

When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.

hey cameron wanna play surprise mouthguard?

by C@mer0n_Br0wn February 12, 2018

mango surprise

Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus

Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him

by The mango bandit July 18, 2015

Syrian Surprise

When a middle eastern person passes gas while either idling or walking near another middle eastern person.

Syrian 1:*sitting in hooka bar relaxing *
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?

Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*

Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.

by Pug_Pal May 27, 2018