DBE Tester

A drive-by-ejaculation tester. A large black dildo that’s made for your prison wallet to show diversity.

Person 1: Are you a DBE vendor?

Person 2: Idk

Person 1: Let’s use the DBE tester and find out.

by Chuck finelay June 8, 2018

to tette og ei badehette

Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.

Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.

by Elektroblaster2000 March 3, 2018

Nude tester

A person to whom one sends nudes to clarify whether they are spicy enough for future use. Can be gay best friend, a member of the same sex or a member of the opposite sex (though the latter would require an eye-catching level of comfort).

Joshie, can you be my nude tester? I want to send only the best pics of me!

by J0shie November 15, 2018

Matt Teeter

Literally a scientist. Dude is hella smart!

Bill Nye is smart, but Matt Teeter is even smarter!

by ItsEro November 14, 2020

x_teatea_x

Is a great, nice, caring best friend🥰

"How much do I mean to you"
"To me you're x_teatea_x"

by Cherryryujin January 24, 2021

casey tettemer

She’s a girl that you never want to slip out of your hands. She’s just all around perfect. Always keep her entertained and treat her well. She’s kind and loving. Protect her at all costs. Hell maybe one day she’ll come back to me. Prolly not Lcc

Man can’t believe I let casey Tettemer go... what a mistake.

by Bryce Petrie February 8, 2021

Devils teeter totter

The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.

Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.

by Kung fu Jim May 24, 2021