Flat Tire

Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.

My pal gave me a flat tire last night!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Tire Pile

When you get covered in a heaping mound of used condoms during a sex party in a rural area of the south.

My buddy said it was only going to be $5 for the tire pile once we got an hour out of town.

by Where There's A Wills There's February 19, 2025

Tired

adriel

*talking to adriel* (adriel fell asleep 20 mins ago cuz he’s always tired)

by bird1003 March 2, 2025

tired

being sleepy af cause you forgot to do ur homework so you had to do it at 3 am in the morning.

also my roblox display name xd

if ur tired for other reasons i hope u get better <3

"Ah sh*t!" I think to myself at 3 am in the morning.
"I forgot to do my f*cking homework."
"Eh. Whatever. Might as well get a 0 on it."
*goes back to sleep cause im tired lol*

by yourtypicalcrashout March 11, 2025

Kam-tired

When a friend in your group VC falls asleep mid sentence and continues in the group VC as a sleeping participant whose only contribution is snoring or the occasional non-sensicle gibberish about the object of their affection.

Moose: I am so tired.
Kat: Me too.
Moose: I hope I dont become kam-tired later while i’m voice calling my girlfriends.
Kat: That would be so embarassing!

by Vixenmom June 9, 2024

Living tired

Being tired day after day non stop just over the edge done with life and it's bullshit but to strong to take the easy way out

I am living tired. My friend asked me how I felt and I responded living tired.

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Spare Tire

When you play a game of Commander with a 5th player, usually among friends.

Everyone actually showed up. I guess we'll run a Spare Tire

by FanOfWalls June 26, 2024