Fool-King Jackholes

Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."

by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025

Fool’s Gold

When your Diggin in a girls ass and find a piece of corn in her shitty asshole.

Her: Find any gold Diggin in my ass yet?
You: Nope only some fool’s gold in there.

by Diggininmybutt445 July 9, 2025

City Fool

A person designated as the fool of a city. If a person commits a foolish act, they will paraded around the city in a converted ford escort disability vehicle for everyone to see

Oh look there’s Ashton being paraded around Canterbury in the City Fool Mobile

by af2 July 24, 2025

Damn Fool

“A word used to discribe Luke fletcher”

Damn fool defined is extremely foolish or stupid, That boy Luke fletcher is a Damnnn fooool

by Fool spotter s & c ltd February 11, 2025

Fools-Lemonade

Actual human piss disguised as Lemonade.

Fools-good is to gold as Fools-Lemonade is to Lemonade.

Man, I took a sip and immediately spat it out because it was fools-lemonade.

by TheSpudMan February 14, 2025

G Fool

A man named Lewis...he is a G Fool...

Of course I'll be selected for that epic thing...I'm a G Fool

by neocraven March 12, 2025

Jive Fool

Somebody who says or does something irritable, untrustworthy, dishonest, selfish or foolish.

Jane: "Where's the Pepsi I bought for myself yesterday?"

John: "I saw Michael drinking it."

Jae: "Ugh! That motherfucker has always been a jive fool. AND I told him it was mine!"

by african american studies March 19, 2025