old thompson

A cheap American whiskey made by the same company as Fleishmann's. Much better in quality when filtered through a Britta water filter.

Only for seasoned drinkers.

"Woah, look at Chris chug that Old Thompson! Let me try that... *vomits*"

by GTA3mobster June 1, 2006

Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.

I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.

by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010

NASCAR Thumb

a medical condition that appears after playing NASCAR video games for a long period of time. Caused by pushing the joystick constantly to the left.

Chris, after playing NASCAR the Game 2011 for 6 hours on Xbox 360 had a severe case of NASCAR thumb.

by kkfan9194911984 April 18, 2011

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Koji Thompson

Person at Hinsdale South with three balls. No friends. Cries easily when hit. AKA Pansy

Koji Thompson is a fag.

by bo jackson March 3, 2005

shit thumper

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher is a shit thumper.

by scottbo April 5, 2008

thumbed

To be under the control of the girlfiend or boyfriend. To have no control of social activities due to the bf/gf taking over your life.

Dude, I cant go out tonight, I've been thumbed.

by looks like a dog May 10, 2009