half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.

Half-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

July Third

Kiss Andrew on the neck until he cries day.

july third is kiss andrew on the neck until he cries day

by Momatotoad July 3, 2020

ze dirty third

the third floor (or attic) of someone’s house in lake forest where naughty stuff happens aka sexy time

wanna go up to ze dirty third

by mspinky July 28, 2020

third cousin

Great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild.

My third cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

sesqui-third-cousin

Sesqui-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and three great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesqui-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Third Grade

The grade where school foes from fun to hell. Being one of two "upper grades" of elementary school along with fourth grade, teachers become more strict to their students.

Dad: How was Third Grade
Me: It was boring as fuck

by Tyler2003 September 28, 2020