Swamp Donkey

A swamp donkey is aparticularly unattractive girl with an appearance not unlike a donkey, with the horrible stench of a swamp. Possibly.
My god, look at that swamp donkey. She is foul!
by Michael Newman October 10, 2004
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[swamp] [rat]

1) A person who is undesirable or ugly. Usually used by teenagers to insult the opposite sex.

2)Usually people who are low lives. They don't have money.
Wow you really are getting bugged by that swamp rat John.

Yeah i know i don't like them but they keep talking to me.
by Chaka-Kan February 01, 2009
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Swamp Kittens

That group of kids in your class that are weird but so cool at the same time (and pretty)
by Helloitsmevictoria August 14, 2019
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Swamp Donkey

Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".
"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"
by The acoholic January 04, 2014
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swamp cock

when you have sexualintercourse with a girl/man that's has swamp ass causing you to have mushrooms grow on your cock.
I had sex with my girl last night we had Shrek cosplay and it went Great because she had a swampy ass in turn giving me swamp cock and a few mushrooms to grow down there.
by swag_vape_lord December 29, 2016
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swamp shits

The after math of drinking blue skittles (blue koolaid powder,vodka, and mtn.dew) Causing your shits to resemble a brown log with mossy green colored patches.
"UGGGH,my stomach is torn up, those skittles we drank last night gave me the swamp shits!"
by sarahbear3333 November 12, 2012
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swamp bomb

a concoction of alcohol and random items found in a fridge combined to make a shot. Typically, the shot is very unpleasant and drinkers struggle to keep it down.
Jenny, let's make swamp bombs tonight. The juice and pickles are about to expire.
by Miss Piggie February 24, 2010
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