golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

by Locuk February 18, 2017

Golden Ambush

The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.

Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.

Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.

by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012

Golden Handkerchiefs

A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.

Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."

Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"

by AnyOldEthernet October 8, 2013

Golden Tripod

Three Jewish men crossing swords.

While watching porn, I came across a perfect example of the golden tripod.

by Hockey Photography Lover December 3, 2021

Golden Moment

When you so laugh you wet yourself

OMG he made me laugh so hard I had a golden moment!

by Brothaontheinside November 18, 2019

golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room

Every room in my house got golden misted.

by GoldenMister February 14, 2022

Golden Pistol

A golden pistol is when two dudes hold hands to make a gun shape with the rude fingure and index fingure pointing out, they then fingure a chick with there hands still in the shape of the gun making it a golden pistol!

oi dude theres that chick we golden pistoled last night at the party?

by Hazzi Bear November 29, 2010