dog tail sex

when you take your dogs tail and put a condom on it and use it as a dildo

-oh man i had such a good time last night
-yeah, me too. i used my dildo
-i dont have a dildo but i improvised using dog tail sex
-niice

by ardnek March 5, 2005

two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something as soon as possible.

Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

by TheOhJeez November 2, 2009

take it up the tailpipe

Describing someone who readily engages in anal-receptive sex. Usually a gay man, but also can be a girl that likes it in the stink. Comes from the fact that most car's exhausts are located in the rear, and the anus is in the same relative place on a human.

The odds are 1 in 146,107,942 that you'll find a priest that doesn't take it up the tailpipe.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 3, 2007

Shake ya Tailfeather

A really cool song. Soundtrack for the Bad Boys 2 movie.

Featuring Puffy , Nelly and Murphy Lee

by chabez October 12, 2003

Monkey tail

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!

by SwanyM September 20, 2018

Rat Tail

when you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out while leaving the condom in her ass.

I was fucking this chik but i pulled out so fast it left her with a rat tail.

by KLiK May 14, 2004

Beaver Tail

A female's clitoris.

Man I went down on some chick and she had like an inch long hard clitoris!

Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!

by GCSRT8 September 24, 2011