Smack My taint, n call me daddy

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.

"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me

by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020

Fire Taint

Fire Taint is the painful, yet semi-erotic burning of the gludial cleft or taint. Inflammation, itching, burning, and possible bloodiness associated with irritation of the taint (aka - irri-taint), most commonly associated with over-wiping of one's ass. It may be caused by chaffing, rubbing vigourously without proper lubrication or a lack of grundle butter, especially after excercise or long walks combined with high temperatures and exceptionally wet and / or hot farts.

I had many beers and wings last night. Farted and sharted all day......now I have wicked fire taint and can't sit. My girl would not give me grundlatio, I am pissed.

by thepoodlebites February 24, 2009

Lick taint

The skin generally tainted in color located between the anus and genitals.

My Ex asked me for some money, I told that bitch to lick taint.

by Kapital-K* October 26, 2015

Paint the Taint

When a girl licks the area around your ass during a blow job.

To "Paint the Taint".

by CGJohnMack November 28, 2005

Tingly Taint

The tingly sensation you get in your taint when you get overly excited.

Me: Hey Marko guess what?!

Marko: what?!

Me: My taint is uncontrollably tingling because I just found a fucking 5 speed Maxima SE, so rare..i love when I have Tingly Taint"

by ellendefuckinggenrous May 12, 2011

quaint taint

Complimentary word that is slang for a female's lower-body genitalia

Christine certainly has a quaint taint!

by Fuzzy Archer November 8, 2009

auxiliary taint

A secondary taint which is located between the anus and tail (or tailbone).

"Holy crap! Jacob just tried to lick that cat's butthole but he missed and licked it's auxiliary taint instead! Brutal!"

by Rufus Spivens August 13, 2012