Swamp Donkey

A swamp donkey is aparticularly unattractive girl with an appearance not unlike a donkey, with the horrible stench of a swamp. Possibly.

My god, look at that swamp donkey. She is foul!

by Michael Newman October 10, 2004

swamp baby

a swamp donkey {the product of 2 ugly ass people having sex} that is born and raised in a swamp area.

damn robert, ur one retarded swamp baby. you darn nigglett...

by mr. prairie dog December 24, 2008

swamp cock

when you have sexualintercourse with a girl/man that's has swamp ass causing you to have mushrooms grow on your cock.

I had sex with my girl last night we had Shrek cosplay and it went Great because she had a swampy ass in turn giving me swamp cock and a few mushrooms to grow down there.

by swag_vape_lord December 29, 2016

Swamp Kittens

That group of kids in your class that are weird but so cool at the same time (and pretty)

those swamp kittens are really annoying

by Helloitsmevictoria August 13, 2019

swamp shits

The after math of drinking blue skittles (blue koolaid powder,vodka, and mtn.dew) Causing your shits to resemble a brown log with mossy green colored patches.

"UGGGH,my stomach is torn up, those skittles we drank last night gave me the swamp shits!"

by sarahbear3333 November 11, 2012

draining the swamp

When you let a Russian prostitute urinate in your mouth.

Damn, Don is at it again, draining the swamp. Better do damage control.

by prof poo February 11, 2018

Swamp Donkey

Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".

"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"

by The acoholic January 4, 2014