throw him a suprise party

when you throw someone a suprise party you rob them of all there CRACK/MONEY/DRUGS

that biatch better shut the fuck up otherwise we're gonna throw him a suprise party

by the big gimp September 22, 2005

Columbian Surprise

When you cum on a girl's arm in a line and make her snort it.

Dude, I gave Jenny a columbian surprise last night and it's still up in her nose!

by Deliworkers December 18, 2008

Surprise Sex

Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as "rape"

Man I totally surprise sex 'd that chick in a dark alley last night...hope the cops dont find me

by lololasd April 6, 2009

Kinder Surprise

The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.

Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.

by #freeuab January 20, 2015

Whipped cream surprize

A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.

I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.

by Dash VMC June 25, 2005

doe eyed surprise

1)A seemingly sweet innocent female that turns out to be very sexually experienced or a freak.

2)Used to describe someone playing dumb to avoid conflict.

1)" That doe eyed surprise looks naive but she's seen more rug burn than a vacuum."

2)" Don't give me that doe eyed surprise look, you know exactly what you did wrong."

by Jeeves Wellington January 12, 2008

Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.

Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.

by Siimp January 24, 2010