The STOP

The STOP - States The Obvious Person
When someone chimes in on a forum post or facebook discussion, stating the obvious and direct connection to the joke or discussion, usually to show they are smart, making everyone want to murder that person for being so smug and oblivious that everyone got it. In comedy this would also be known as 'hacky'.

John, "Why couldn't Robin Williams just hang in there??"
The Stop, "Robin Williams committed suicide by hanging himself"
Everyone "Ya, WE GOT THAT"

John, "Id like to take her for a spin, haha"
The Stop, "John wants to have sex with her"
John, "ugh, ffs. "

by Sundog_ August 21, 2014

dirty stop out

A person who stays out all night shagging or generally up to no good! An affectionate, jokey expression originated in the North of England to describe slutty girls and boys.

Where have you been all night? You dirty stop out!

by TaniaD March 27, 2007

rest stop toilet paper

Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".

I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Fat Stop

A largely overweight man who thinks he is king of everything who "guards" the parking lot at high schools. He thinks he is a policeman and tries to chase students around who he thinks are breaking the rules; hated by students. He drives a golf cart around campus, which leans lovingly to one side as he polices the area.

There is only one known example, located at Temple High School.

by Cameron Burk April 14, 2005

f-stop blues

When you can't get the right balance between light and exposure resulting in a blurry picture. A wasted shot.

"Clouds bring the f-stop blues." -Jack Johnson

by happyjapster June 29, 2006

Egyptian stop sign

A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.

Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign

by My boy blew December 6, 2011

Truck Stop Rules

Man to Man love as way of passing time or to break up a long journey. To qualify for Truck Stop Rules the encounter must take place at a truck stop.

Hey, you were nuts deep in that guy last night.

Dude, it wasn’t gay sex! Truck Stop Rules, remember.

by Dirk Blowhard June 19, 2014