Smoke Package

Someone that is a complete bullshitter.

Dean is a smoke package.

by mushad March 19, 2010

factory smoke

When a piece of electronic equipment no longer works because someone let the "factory smoke" out. You see, every electronic device is built with factory smoke inside. If you or someone else were to damage it (water, physical damage, etc.) and let said smoke out, that equipment will no longer work.

Guy1: My digital camera stopped working. I spilled my drink all over it, and it started smoking.

Guy2: Oh, you let the factory smoke out. Looks like it's time to get another one.

by 3Dradio December 16, 2008

Smoker

A person who doesn't care about the people around them or care about how they smell. Often surrounded by burn spots from dropped cigarettes or accidental burns.

Tom is a smoker. He smells terrible.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

stokesism

Similar to a witisism but much funnier, will often be innuendo or smutty. Will make a member of the opposite sex find you instantly attractive. A successful stokesism guarentees sex.

Man: hey, is he having sex with my wife?
Man2: yeah, he used a stokesism
Man: FUCK!

by cpt adam November 25, 2007

pirate smoker

the act of being gay; homosexuality at its greatest

Greg is a pirate smoker.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 21, 2003

blue smoke

When a computer or piece of electric equipment is broken by the user messing with the insides.

'He let the blue smoke out of the imac'

by billy.fish November 18, 2007

smoke wrench

an oxy-acetylene torch, most often used for welding, brazing or cutting metal

He used a smoke wrench to weld the frame and the table caught fire.

by jack_daft May 13, 2005