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Steve Harvey disease

The temporary inability to read. First coined by Samuel L. Jackson on an episode of Watch What Happens Live when Samuel razzed Andy Cohen after he flubbed reading a cue card.
"Drinking game alert: My guests won't know it but anytime anyone says this word if you're 21 or over drink, then eat all the mother fucking snakes on your mother fucking plate."
"SNACKS!"
"Somebody's got Steve Harvey disease!"

Steve Harvey 

Someone who asks for something but gets shocked in return when you give them the answer
Steve Harvey: name something that was bigger than it was 5 years ago
Michael: Mah pp
Steve Harvey: *Angered confused noises comparable to someone strangling an ice cream van*
Steve Harvey by HaajPaaj December 16, 2019

Steve Corino Virus 

A replacement term for the Coronavirus of 2019-2020 used by YouTubers to avoid their videos being demonetised.

Steve Corino is an (assumed) retired professional wrestler who as of 2020 hasn't wrestled since 2016 and works for WWE as a Road Agent on the NXT brand. He rose to fame during the glory days of ECW in the late 90s-early 2000s.
All WWE shows have been held without a live crowd during the peak of the Covid-19 pandemic in the US, due to risk posed by the Steve Corino virus.
Steve Corino Virus by @pgoughy September 2, 2020
The act of performing oral sex while the giver is wearing a black mock-turtle neck. Similar to the style worn by Mr. Steve Jobs.
Jackie really wanted to show Ryan she loved him, so for Valentines day she bought a nice new mock-neck and gave him a Steve Job.
Steve Job by MockNeckMertle February 27, 2011

Steve the Pirate 

To sodomize a member of the same or opposite sex on the beach; to insert one's penis into the rectum of another while on a sandy beach. Typically, both individuals are intoxicated. The word is a colloquilism native to the southeastern United States.
Wow, he pulled a total Steve the Pirate last night. He completely went to town with Bethany!

Steve Washburn 

The kid that makes pretty tight youtube videos under the username of angelbelow182. He also plays the drums, plays the guitar , and sings. He is in a band called Armageddon Armistice and has a solo music project called The Chinese Rapture. He's a very pleasant person to be around.
Have you watched Steve Washburn on youtube yet?
Steve Washburn has really great youtube videos.
That Steve Washburn kid really makes me laugh.