Pirate 'Stache

When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.

I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.

by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012

wine stache

Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.

"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"

by lovesitall May 28, 2012

Mama Stace

Mama Stace is the name of Stacey's mom, from the Fountains of Wayne song "Stacey's Mom." She is routinely banged and always admired by high school boys.

"Yo! You going to Mama Stace's house later?"
"Mama Stace has got it goin' on"

by Stacy's Dad January 15, 2015

dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

by RedBombshell February 24, 2015

Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.

It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.

by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015

The stache of the euphoric

When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.

"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."

by >:) November 22, 2015

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016