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Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.
Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!
by The rush hour... September 21, 2016
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Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains
I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.
by Spermoff August 10, 2025
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sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm
by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
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Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
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Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.
Ahhh, Sperm me!! x3
by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021
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Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
Blow it like a sperm whale babe
by Gymjones July 2, 2021
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Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
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