by The rush hour... September 21, 2016
Get the Sperm squeezemug. by Spermoff August 10, 2025
Get the Sperm-offmug. by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
Get the sperm goblinsmug. The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.
It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.
Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.
Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
Get the Waste of spermmug. by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021
Get the Sperm Memug. A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
by Gymjones July 2, 2021
Get the Sperm whalemug. When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
Get the Sperm whalemug.