Slates

A slate having a strange, pulsating sound which calms down the player "Fleyst" everytime he hears it.
Magic words are engraved on it, but it's impossible to read them, except for "Fleyst".
The words speak of the unrequited love between "Fleyst" and the Slates.
In case of strengthening failure, it prevents the degrading as well as the destruction of the item.
It doesn't prevent "Fleyst" from losing a part of his soul, everytime one Slate gets destroyed.

Fleyst loves Slates.
Slates are Fleyst's life.
He plays only to obtain new Slates.
If he get's reborn one day, he want's to be a slate.
The sound of a Slate breaking appart, tears down Fleyst's little heart.

by FleystSimp June 12, 2021

Jarrod Slater

A very low person with an extremely small penis that can't accept the fact that nobody likes them. He is also the person that generally most people hate, no one likes Jarrod!

Jarrod Slater. the guy nobody likes

by the egyptian slayer October 26, 2020

Satercoy

The act of saturating a couch cushion and marinating it with farts.

I unleashed the smell when I stood up after satercoying the cushion.

by LibbyfromSC May 8, 2009

Shatez

sexy, romantic, buff, strong, handsome man.

Look at that shatez over there.

by lovaaaaaaa August 8, 2010

Saltercation

When to people get in an argument or fight because one or more of them is salty

(Girl 1 bumps into girl 2 in the hallway)
Girl 1: Why you runnin into people like that? (The Salty one)
Girl 2: I didn't do nuthin!
Girl 1: Bitch, you lyin!
(They start cat fighting)
Guy: Damn, look at that SalteRcation
Guy 2: Right?!

by crazy_staniel March 19, 2013

saterfield

It is somone who cares deeply about their friends has deep thoughts. And thinks what she wants to she doesn't let anything or anyone get in their way. If you a guy or girl who meets a Saterfield you will find you life exciting and fun. She/He protects and helps a friend in need. They seem perfect to the human eyes but to themselves they think they are like everyone else. For thise who met one know that's not true.

See that girl her last name is saterfield and she is the cutest, smartest, funniest thing in the universe.

by Purplepandas639 February 12, 2018

Skate bite

An imaginary force that crumbles all men who are effected by it. It comes up at the most INCONVENIENT time and send you writhing to the bench. Once thought to be used by vagina boys who don't want to do anything and need an excuse, it is now know to be a serious medical condition.

Common side effects include..

-Random hits to the head
-Sudden outburst at reefs
-Pointless tempor tantrums
-Loud winces

Not a vagina boy - "Aye why are you not on the ice?"
Vagina boy-*looking up wincing* "mannn I got hella skate bite!"

by Crumbling Mentos January 11, 2019