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clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018
mugGet the clobber the skankmug.

Mank Skank

A person who smells like a stray cat and acts like one
"Oi you see that dick head over there with the wonky eyes and looks homeless"
"YEH mate I do what about him"
"well he looks like a bit of a MANK SKANK"

"OH yeh he does aswell "
by Marmiteboy November 3, 2016
mugGet the Mank Skankmug.

Crank skank

Synonym to methwhore

Someone who will fuck you or your boyfriend for a bag
“Why’s hayley here”

“Oh you know her, she’s a crank skank”
by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019
mugGet the Crank skankmug.

skank playing

When you play a game without paying any attention or playing a game while doing other things like watching tv or eating
Oh my god I was skank playing so hard last night I ruined my whole save on fallout 4.
by Skankplayingqueen September 18, 2016
mugGet the skank playingmug.

skank cackle

The noise made by undesirable or worn out women when complaining.
The meth whore from down the street was on one today.....I could hear her skank cackle three blocks away.
by Vera Chainsaw August 12, 2021
mugGet the skank cacklemug.

Skank swoop

When a single woman lets a married/taken man bleed his heart out about all the things he is not getting at home. Then waits for his weakest point and swoops in and offers up a sexual act.
My husband and I have been having a rough time, I caught him talking to another girl online and she totally attempted to skank swoop him by inviting him to her hotel room.
by Wiserants December 1, 2016
mugGet the Skank swoopmug.

skank island

A really garbage island in the Cataract basin in the upper peninsula of Michigan
I don’t recommend visiting skank island it needs to be burnt to the ground

Have you ever been to skank island? I hear it’s a really bad place to visit
by Beamer77 September 29, 2020
mugGet the skank islandmug.

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