sir shits himself

Steve Timmons is Sir Shits A Lot

Sir Shits A Lot has done it again.

by Dick Anus September 27, 2004

Shitsbooger

The act of taking a shit in a hippos mouth on the top of Mount Everast while doing a backflip and drinking a diet coke while running, and eating cat food and dancing to the tune of "Everlasting Gob-stopper."

Yo stop shitsboogering on moms new rug.

by Amir Razavipour December 15, 2008

Utah shitsicle

You are supposed to take a shit in a condom, then cum all over in it, mix it up and freeze it. When it is nice and hard you take the bottom of the condom and stick it in your partners asshole. Let it sit for a minute then when she/he is not expecting it push the top of the condom down into their ass, causing the shitsicle to slide into their asshole.

"Dude the other night I gave Felicia a damn good Utah shitsicle!!"

by Gnarcat February 8, 2010

Shits n' Gigs

Shitting your pants and giggling at the fact that you did something irrefutably retarded. Namely, bumping threads.

"Bump for shits n' gigs"

by Menstrualanus August 21, 2011

drizzling shits

Winter weather including snow, sleet, and rain all at once.

"Saturday is gonna be the drizzling shits al day."

by Southern New England boy February 10, 2017

Shits

1.) A walking, talking piece of human feces, molded into homonid form.

2.) Michael Potraffke (shits with a shirt)

"Hey shits, do you have to spray yourself down with water periodically to keep yourself from drying and crusting?"

by Douglas Foster May 24, 2004

Shits

(n) Slang for pants. Similar to using "kicks" to refer to shoes.

"Aw, damn. I spilled my coffee! I need a new pair of shits."

by Robot Sam October 23, 2008