puerto rican shower

Putting on Axe, or another similar brand of air freshener, on one's body in place of taking an actual shower with soap and water.

Kenny might be Guatemalan, but he alway seems to take a Puerto Rican shower before he sees Emily.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 28, 2005

Showed Her My Dick

The art and process of being somewhere at some point in time, and showing her your dick.

Bro: So I was at Wal-Mart, picketing bro. You know, for the environment? And this bitch walked up and I showed her my dick.

by Mr.FancyPants December 26, 2008

Snow Showers

The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.

When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.

by subnetmask July 19, 2004

Shower Bagging

A variation of tea-bagging someone while taking a steaming hot shower.

Kyle enjoys shower bagging Erin (putting his ball sack on her face) after a long game of cornhole.

by Jacuzzi Girl August 28, 2010

showet

A fresh avacado just picked from a tree

Hey mark what are u doing

Or just getting some showet at the store
Oh make sure there fresh

by Hmgdog June 2, 2016

paki shower

A water-friendly alternative to a shower perfected by the Pakistani community. Instead of washing one's self when extremely sweaty and/or dirty, the individual simply uses toilet paper as a towel, then sprays deoderant in the hope of disguising their smell and never having to properly clean themselves. The odour is never completely masked, and the smellier the paki, the more highly regarded they are by their bretheren.

(After playing football all lunch)
Ricky: "Vishal, get me a coke and some toilet paper"
...after using the toilet paper to dry off...
Akshay "here, i stole this deoderant off a 12 year old for you"
Ricky: "good, now im ready for lessons"

Innocent onlooker: "typical...that paki shower cant cover theyre stench"

by Dushe June 12, 2008

No Shower No Shave Sundays

Exactly what it sounds like.

Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)

Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."

Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"

Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"

Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"

Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"

Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."

by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008