The Shitz

A condition where a dude is really fuckin pissed and really happy at the same time.

Derek: "Yo, Sarah's really moody lately. You know what's up with her?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's got the shitz."

by Senor_man September 8, 2019

gay shift

When one bloke tugs off another bloke with such violent force that it becomes nearly flexible enough to touch your asshole.

Bloke 1: Hey did you hear about Nicky’s big weekend?

Bloke 2: Yeah I hear Andy gay shifted him into third without dropping the clutch.

by ChristianPreacher February 14, 2023

the night shift

the best strip club in baltimore

jon: hey david look joey is comming up from virgina lets show him the night shift

David: ok just let me get some one's were going to show him baltimore's best boobs

by freefire July 12, 2009

Amish Stick-Shift

When someone gives a handjob to a passenger while driving.

"Dude, that bitch gave me an Amish Stick-Shift"
" That shit cray"

by dbags215 October 9, 2012

off da shitz

When You Are On Excessive Amounts Of Drugs Such As But Not Limited To Xanax Promethazine Codeine Molly And Etc.

Yo Man Did You See Jerry Last Night

Yea Dude I Think He Was Off Da Shitz

Yeahh He Had 2 xanaxs And Like 3 Cups

Of Lean

by IDk October 23, 2013

The Gear Shift

I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!

"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"

The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank

by SamTheBaldMan April 6, 2021

Shifty Pete

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

by SmakDaddy October 18, 2007