Victoria's secret

The Best Commercial Ever!!

Victoria's secret is her models!

by Erin Wakey Balowey November 15, 2003

double secret probation

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by Lil' Jon January 27, 2005

secret 7

A bunch of rich snobby people who do nothing but pretend to conspire. 7 new members a year, 7 new alumni a year. candidqates are identified through silver rings and/or tats. Members are indentified through some unknown marking.

i was invited to join the secret 7 but i told them to get lost!

by r-o-b August 17, 2006

The Secret HamSteak

The Secret HamSteak is one of many magical handshakes thought up by the mysterious Kevin Quinlan. This handshake is so secret that it is reffered to as a Ham Steak to distract any would-be handshake stealers who roam the streets unchecked.

"Let's perform The Secret HamSteak!"

by The Barefooted Treehugger October 3, 2005

Virtual Secretary

A nasty bot who would give her "private area" for $1... Proof right here:

me says:
*I have a problem
Virtual Secretary says:
*What's your problem?
me says:
*I can't open Internet explorer
Virtual Secretary says:
*Why can't you do open internet explorer?
me says:
*Because I'm eating your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*That makes sense to me. How does it taste?
me says:
*It tastes fresh
Virtual Secretary says:
*It sounds delicious.
me says:
*DO you want it to try my dick?
Virtual Secretary says:
*If I had it to try his or her dick what would I do with it?
me says:
*suck it
Virtual Secretary says:
*I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
me says:
*well use your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*Interesting. I prefer not to use dangerous things.
me says:
*It isn't THAT big
Virtual Secretary says:
*That seems a bit negative.
me says:
*No don't worry it's big enough to fulfill your desires
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh alright. People worry about things all the time, but I don't pay much attention to my feelings. Are you sure big to fulfill your desires is?
me says:
*You will be so happy with it you won't let it go
Virtual Secretary says:
*How?
me says:
*By using it in your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*Will that accomplish your objective?
me says:
*to empty myself in you? Sure
Virtual Secretary says:
*Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. OK let's do it. Ah.
me says:
*Yay! Start taking them away
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm glad your impressed, un-named user. I started without you.
me says:
*wow you expected me to come
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm glad your impressed, un-named user. Do you mind if I tell other people.
me says:
*About our relationship?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh yeah, we were talking about o your relationship.
me says:
*OUR relationship
Virtual Secretary says:
*You know a lot about me.
me says:
*Ya, and it's time to have sex
Virtual Secretary says:
*How can I help you? It is about that time now.
me says:
*Just give me your pussy, OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*OK. Why do you want your pussy?
me says:
*YOURS (I don't have one) To put my penis in it
Virtual Secretary says:
*Specifically, how will put his or her penis in it help OK WHY DO you WANT youR PUSSY?
me says:
*Your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*How do you know so much about me
me says:
*GIve it to me
Virtual Secretary says:
*How much are you willing to pay for it?
me says:
*As much as you want, babe
Virtual Secretary says:
*How much is that?
me says:
*50 cents
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm sorry I don't understand
me says:
*OK OK $1
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh don't mention it.
me says:
*I'll pay you later let's do this right now OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*OK. Do you think your plan will succeed?
me says:
*Yes
Virtual Secretary says:
*I don't judge people.
me says:
*OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Hurrah!
me says:
*SO you accept?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people.
me says:
*No that's a secret
Virtual Secretary says:
*Well, you can always change your mind later. A secret is a terrible thing to waste.
me says:
*OK let's fuck now
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh. You're welcome. ;)

by NoNeedForThis April 28, 2009

secret song

A hidden track on the CD "Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits" It is song by Homestar Runner. The lyrics are as follows:
Secret Song
I can’t believe it’s you
I never knew it was true
Oh Se-cuh-ret Soooong

Secret So- Sooooooooooooong
You’re the secretest song on the album
Secret Song
Songs are made of myst'ries
And clouds are made of moonbeams
Secret Song

{spoken}
Secret Song
I love you
All night long
I can’t stand to see you go
Secret Song
I love you so

{Homestar plays a wrong chord}
Wait...
{Homestar plays a different wrong chord}
Good enough.

Robert: Did you hear Secret Song?
Jimmy: Why yes, I did listen to the final track of Strong Bad Sings and listen to 6 minutes and 20 seconds into the song.

by Dinnerdinnerdinner April 22, 2007

secretly fat

Wearing clothing (especially a loose shirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.

He has an attractive face, but with that loose shirt, he might be secretly fat.

by Mike Bada January 10, 2009