Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.
Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.
Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.
by Fav April 13, 2008
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Kit was just finishing with practice when Tom, the hottest kid in her grade came up and asked if they could hang out after class and she willingly agreed on the one condition he took her number now, they went for ice cream but then he teasingly led her to his house where he then cornered her on his couch and ripped off her showy crop top all while his rock hard cock grew harder and harder then he tore off his pants and stuck his 9-inch into her mouth and he started leaking immediatly before she roughly took ot out and gave him a hand job worthy of a king, he slid his dick knto her pulsing vagina and she moaned with pleasure, he shallow fucked her for about five minutes before she moaned and told him to STOP SHALLOW FUCKING HER and he penetrated her immediately reaching her g spot and hearing her moan in satisfaction, she went into one of many orgasms and he started licking her titties and he ate her out
Kit was just finishing with practice when Tom, the hottest kid in her grade came up and asked if they could hang out after class and she willingly agreed on the one condition he took her number now, they went for ice cream but then he teasingly led her to his house where he then cornered her on his couch and ripped off her showy crop top all while his rock hard cock grew harder and harder then he tore off his pants and stuck his 9-inch into her mouth and he started leaking immediatly before she roughly took ot out and gave him a hand job worthy of a king, he slid his dick knto her pulsing vagina and she moaned with pleasure, he shallow fucked her for about five minutes before she moaned and told him to STOP SHALLOW FUCKING HER and he penetrated her immediately reaching her g spot and hearing her moan in satisfaction, she went into one of many orgasms and he started licking her titties and he ate her out
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Get the Sex story mug.Tony and i have had feelings for each other for a while now but he had a girlfriend. one day when tonys mom and dad were on a business trip me and tony were hanging out. his girlfriend didn't like me very much but i didnt care. we were watching tv in his room. i paused the tv and got on top of him. he asked me "what are you doing" "you'll see" i said. i started kissing him. he kissed me back. i took off his shirt and pants and boxers. i started kissing his neck making my way down to his crotch. i started to give him a blowjob. i deep throated him. he put his hand on the back of my head and started telling me all the things he was gonna do to me. soon enough he cummed in my mouth. i sat up and swallowed it all. he put me on my back and reached for a condom. "no i like it raw ;)" i said. he smiled and started to suck my tits. he then thrusted his 9" cock into my throbbing pussy. i moaned with pleasure. every time i moaned he fucked me harder. ten minutes later we switched positions. i was on top of him riding him. we both moaned. i felt him cum in my ass. we fucked for and hour then we fell asleep butt ass naked spooning with his hands on my boobs. it was the best night ever. i didnt have anything against tonys girlfriend but she was always mean to me so i was just glad that i fucked that sluts boyfriend.
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Get the sex story mug.I was walking home one day when my ex boyfriend ran into me. "Fancy seeing you here, babe." He flirted. "Good thing I'm single." I flirted back. Before I knew it, in the middle of the sidewalk, my ex was fucking me. "Were in the middle of the street, baby." He said. "I don't care. I want everyone to know I love yoU." I said. Oh my god, your so good!" He said. "And so sexy!" "Baby, don't let my parents know?" I whispered. "Lets go to my house." "Maybe tomorrow. I have to meet someone." I said. And left him naked on the street. That's how to get back at your ex.
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by Love_tricking_my_ex February 9, 2017
Get the Sex story mug.As I lay down, I here a knock on my window, I gasp loudly as I look towards my window to see my older sisters hot boyfriend. I open the window and ask "what are you doing here Brian? Its almost midnight, Cassie is asleep.'' " Im not here for Cassie, I'm here for you" I pause in shock, he was the captain of the football team, two years older than me and hot asf, he removes his t-shirt in less than a second, revealing his rock hard 6-Pack abs. I scream "But what about Ca-" he covers my mouth with his hands, he whispers, "No one will find out." I reply with a nod. He grabs me, he slams me on the bed, I get in doggy position and he whips out his 10-inch cock. I ask him if he wants me to put it in my mouth. Before I could even finish my sentence, he shoves it into my tight wet pussy, he starts to thrust hard and fast as I let out moan after moan, he grabs my hair as I scream "Yes daddy fuck me harder" after 45 seconds or so, I scream "oh, Fuck im about to come" he replies "hold it in for a little longer darling." "I can't" I scream, "be a good girl" he whispers into my ear "he starts to thrust so fast that the bed is shaking, he asks me "what are you?". He repeats himself and I reply "A slut" he lets out a moan and says "and you deserve to be fucked like one" Finally, he comes and he pulls out, I thought it was over but he comes all over my back and onto the wall, he tells me to suck his dick as I catch my breath, I feel the come in my mouth and swallow it.
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1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover
2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover
2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!
ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
by B-Razzy May 8, 2005
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