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The Mushroom stamp

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp
I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.
by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019
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strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.
I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Brown Ball Stamp

The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.
Did you see Aubrey after John Brown Ball Stamped her last night?
by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019
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Stamps

P1: I just watched stamps new video
P2: ew you still watch him he’s old
P1:🖕
by Queen Catmow September 7, 2019
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Pussy stamping

When a female sits on your mouth leaving her “pussy stampon your face.
“Damn Kennedy you’re acting wild, I need you to pussy stamp my face.”

You know you liked that pussy stamping Matt.”
by Tay1996 May 4, 2020
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Ass Stamp

When someone whose butt crack is dirty, leaves an imprint on the back of a toilet seat.
"That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"
by Undun July 13, 2020
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PC Stamp

PC Tony Stamp has been in the force for 30 years. he frequently reminds his followers of what constitutes an "arrestable offence". his usual expressions include "i'll nick ya", "you little toerag", and "focus on your schoolwork". he has tried to arrest and locate Roadmenbible multiple times but so far has been unsuccessful. overall he is an absolute legend and a total unit and he will nick anyone who gets in his way. he claims to work at stratford police station in the east end of London
Whose that trying to arrest Roadmenbible?
It's PC Stamp, he's an absolute unit
by NONYMOUS69q October 24, 2020
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