St. Gertrude's

The hottest girls in plaid skirts and white blouses in all of Virginia.They have good "values" and know exactly how to have fun. They throw the best parties and always get the guys that St. Catherine's girls wish they had. Guys from BHS, St Chris, Colleigate, Woodberry, and Trinity all love gerties and know that they are the coolest girls in VA.

Gerties have those cute little plaid skirts!

They know how to control themselves, unlike other girls in Richmond

by Gertiiie January 24, 2005

St Joseph High

An annoying Catholic School that has ugly girls and has boring days at school. Mr. Maley can suck one LOL

St Joseph High Sucks at sports except for basketball

by Conman DC August 28, 2009

St.Michael's Prepratory School

A Catholic all boys prep school in Silverado Calfornia were the food sucks and is run by gay priests who molest the students in the middle of the hills away from the real world were students suffer the anger of God almost as bad as a concentration camp and unsuspecting parents think this is a good choice for there sons little do they know that they will be fucked up for life by the school its self by taking the boys lives and virginity as they know it

Mom: Son were sending you to "St.Michael's Prepratory School"
Son: No! Thats the school wear priest molest you and you turn into a priest.
Mom: Don't believe the rumors
Son: ok look at Fr.Gabriel

by hitmaster78 March 27, 2010

St.Louis Cardinals

St. Louis Cardinals are a PimpAss team that rules over all others in the MLB. Lost to Boston in the world series because we let them.

Did you hear about the St.Louis Cardinals? Yeah they are pimp.

by G.Boy September 29, 2005

St. John's University

A school that will accept anyone who is willing to pay the high tuition and or is fortunate enough to pay out of pocket without one of their generous scholarships that 90% of the student body is on. A school, which tries to act like a University but, in the end, they really are an average college in Queens pumped up on steroids. At the most random places throughout the campus, there will be Indians bowing down on the floor as if they are visually seeing Christ’s body. People on campus think it is normal to be have a Redneck, African American, Asian, and Indian sit at a lunch table together and be friends. Coming to class slightly sweaty in a t-shirt and workout pants is considered classy. The only place in all of NYC were wearing all red does not signify that you are part of the Bloods. Completely possible to not show up to class in a 50-person classroom and just come in on the last day of class to take the final and end up passing the course when class participations consist of 25% of the overall grade. Every student thinks they must be part of an organization that is related to their major or they will never land a job after graduation. Students are amazed at how spectacular the DAC is, when in reality, it is a giant building that is 2 years old, with white slate floors that have already turned completely black due to the cleaning service only cleaning once per week.

"Where do you go to school Jonny?" "St. John's University!" "That sucks, try not to get blown up, they got terrorists over there!"

by SJU class of 2012 January 2, 2012

st. bernadettes

an extremely retarded and ghetto school located in fairfax, virginia where thay have only one kind of teacher: lame, fat, menopausal, and femenist. it's extremely small with an incredibly boring carpool system in the gym, where the butch p.e teacher lives. mrs. kelley, the satanic teacher eats up little kindergartners whith her best buddy, mr. peanut and mrs vincent, who yells at people for no reason besides when she 'forgot' to eat breakfast. all of the priests there think french kissing is a sin and they sound like kermit the frog. they find the 5th grade boys attractive. the principle (sr maureen and mrs gilbrid-pregnant-)is a bit*h. graduation was nice.

gameshow host: ok boys and girls, i want you to think of as many synonyms as you can for 'hell'
contestant: st. bernadettes, st b's, mr peanut, heck, doctor's office, hell, &...mrs darden's house!!!
host: well i think we hav a winner!

by pink popcorn February 16, 2005

St. Clair College

A school in Windsor, Ontario, Canada where an ungodly percentage of the female population is hot.

guy 1 - Hey man, let's go to St. Clair College's pub night and pick up some of them hot bitches.
guy 2 - Oh for sure man. I heard the hot:not ratio is off the hook at that place!

by Mark U May 26, 2008