Sao Tome and Principe Ski Mountain

The act of a man jizzing on mountain turning it into a ski mountain and skiing down it with hoes

Im gonna bring my hoes for a Sao Tome And Principe Ski Mountain

by 6117 October 24, 2025

Kilo Skied

Not your grandmother’s kolache.

When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦

Don’t forget to bring the Kilo Skied!

by Czech_problems December 20, 2020

Ski-tard

A term referring to a snowboarder or skier that is awful at said sport. Generally, a skier or snowboarder that slams into innocent people on the slopes.

“That snowboarder just hit that poor kid”
“Guy must be a ski-tard”

by Yama_2 February 2, 2025

Ski-B

A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.

He looks okay from behind.

He’s nice but that guy’s a Ski-B.

by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

ski-atch

a skinny bitch...a woman/or gay punk who needs to eat a samwich and is on the rag..

ooooh..That ski-atch just rolled her eyes at me..oh.no she didn't.

2. You fugly ski-atch, lay off da pipe.

3.Whitney Houston is a mega ski-atch.

by edub9 June 11, 2006

scarlet skies

a type of skiing which can be often seen as a game, full of very interesting people.

The person watching the audience was thinking of scarlet skies

by e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e May 13, 2023