I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 10, 2005

satan's cotton little finger

The religious way to say tampon.

If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.

by Chocolate Chip Coder November 29, 2017

Satanic Pixie Fuck

A sterile platypus who has a large collection of useless religious bullshit and wears guyliner like mexican housewives wear their bedroom stairs, casper the ghost could take three chronic shits on this sock stiffener garbonzo fondling hydropompet and he would drink a beer singing zippity doo dah like christmas for 3 amish mexicans being slathered in homemade cornmeal

"That Satanic Pixie Fuck's name is Vynyx Pyrenyx, find his facebook and look him up. Exactly as defined."

by goo ma ja squee squee September 22, 2011

satans ass crack

Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot.

Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.

Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.

B: Hot like Satans ass crack?

Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!

by buddy retard June 3, 2020

jesus saves, but satan rocks

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

by memorybabe September 11, 2011

More Evil Than Satan Himself

In 1999 and 2000, there was a google bombing of Microsoft, when you searched More Evil Than Satan Himself, the first page brought you to the Microsoft homepage. Also, in the MSN UK Beta Search, when you searched More Evil Than Satan, it brought you to google.com

Microsoft is more evil than Satan himself!

by Zenith Xan December 20, 2004

get behind me satan

The eagerly-anticipated (I say that about all albums that I like... hmm...) 5th album to be released by blues-rock group The White Stripes. Hits stores June 6th, 2005, while the first single, "Blue Orchid", hits stores May 29th.

"Get Behind Me Satan" is a reference to an old Negro spiritual, therefore the new White Stripes album will probably go back to a more bluesy base.

by strong badian April 29, 2005