1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off
1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!
2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.
2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.
by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016
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"Jimmy what's that crusty looking stuff on your top lip, you got the flu?"
"Nah mate, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan"
"Nah mate, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan"
by KMGS June 5, 2016
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by Gg.knows.best May 27, 2016
Get the Russian sleeping pill mug.(Let's just call it Ricks (RKES) for short) The form of love making in which you and your partner have sex inside of a giant Russian coat with jumper cables attached to each others nipples, as well has riding a slip and slide at the same time.
Guy 1: My girl wanted to do the Russian Kangaroo Electric Slide. Psht, yeah, like i'm gonna put jumper cables on my nips.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
Get the Russian Kangaroo Electric Slide mug.1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.
I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.
I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.
I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.
by Burningxpubes December 11, 2016
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