profoundly retarded

A person who, if examined, would not be considered mentally handicapped, but due to the nature of his actions and decisions one would assume he has mental deficiencies.

Me: I saw Luscious walking up to random people telling them they smell like hot garbage.

Friend: Leave him be man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard April 18, 2018

youtube retarded

Someone who has no idea how to use youtube

Bianca is soooo Youtube retarded. She had no idea how to find the video of a dancing dog.

by TechnicolorfulLife April 5, 2008

let's get retarded

wasted
doing something totally out of the blue
funkee sex

by Brit williams November 4, 2003

retarded

adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox

Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.

by SOA December 18, 2006

Retarded

See "Stupid".
Then get round house kicked.

Wow, you must really be retarded if you look up retarded in the Urban Dictionary.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. January 20, 2011

robo-retarded

when someone/something is so retarded you have to put a completely unneeded suffix before it

angry mother: Jimmy! Go put your toys away!
Jimmy: God mom! Why are you so robo-retarded

by Mr. Google McYahoo April 27, 2008

retarded

When a male has a boner.

You can't get retarded, you can't get retarded

Is that my imagination or are you retarded?

by KP February 1, 2005